Quit Your Ramblin!
If there is one team that can rival NC State fans with the trash talk, it’s East Carolina. All I can say is thank the Lord the Heels won. Welcome to the second installment of Quit Your Ram-Blin’! The segment where we make fun of ridiculous rants from fans regarding last weekend’s game and I myself crash and burn in an attempt to be funny.
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We all know that ECU fans have been trying to defend their football program for years against the likes of the ACC and most specifically, North Carolina. As usual, the fans talked smack that they couldn’t back up just to watch the Tar Heels do a little smacking themselves in the form of a resounding 27-6 victory Saturday afternoon.
Here is some of the best commentary from the weekend.
"Although I don’t like you Carolina, at least you agree to play us unlike Debbie Yow and the pound puppies."
-This is awesome! Not a lot of smack talk against the Heels, but any shot at NC State most definitely deserves recognition. However, for the record the State Legislature forces Carolina to play your Pirates and if that wasn’t the case they wouldn’t waste their time either.
"GO ECU, but we suck"
You just won the ECU fan of the year!…more
"I am definitely a big ECU fan, but we suck, if you’re an ECU fan and think we have a chance at winning, I suggest you not even tune into this $@% whooping we are about to get. Any team should be able to beat us, we run the same 5 plays through the entire game. We might be good if we ever get a decent coach. Ruffin is a scrub and will never produce a team that will compete….more"
-Yes! It should be refreshing to ECU that there is still some credibility lingering around their campus. If I were them, I’d hire this guy and @bigpants50 on full time as university spokesmen.
"How strict are they on checking red cups? I see some tailgating in McCorkle, but it seems to be the older crowd. I may think about putting up a tailgate if I can still get my drink on….more"
-You know I’ve always felt that ECU got a bad rap from others based on associating their fans with consuming too much out of red cups, but comments like these aren’t helping their cause. I wonder if this kid got “his drink on” with the ALE?
"It’s only a matter of time before we have to run into some of these tree hugging communists up there out of that law school….more"
-Pardon me I stumbled onto a message board for a UNC / ECU game that was played during the Cold War.
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"Hey, what do you get when you drive by UNC real slow?An AFAM degree?What do you get when you drive by ECU real slow?Not sure. Probably carjacked or an STD."
-You knew it was coming. You can’t have a Quit Your Ram-Blin’ without input from a State fan. I want to hate on this so bad, but I got to give this guy some props. Hard to believe that creativity exists on NC State’s campus, but I guess I’ll concede to that being a fact. The one question he forgot to answer though is What do you get when you drive through NC State real slow? Answer: A Moo-ving Violation! (Did I just crash and burn?)
Fortunately for Tar Heel fans, we didn’t have any representatives to feature this time due opposing fans making fun of their own team. Thankfully this segment featured a Tar Heel win and hopefully that’ll be the case next week after Idaho.