Bubba said I had to do one more these answerin’ mailbag questions type deals ‘fore the year’s up, so I’m a doin’ er. But we gotta hurra it up, feller, got a crap ton a Daggum t-shirts ta sell over at the daggumroy.com.
Q: Describe the feeling in the locker room after being eliminated from the NCAA Tournament.
@DaggumRoy: Mostly sh*tty.
Q: You going to miss Stillman White the next two years?
@DaggumRoy: What we’re gonna do is we’re gonna manage, at’s what we’re gonna do.
Q: Tell me about Alex Oriakhi, what have you told him about his potential role at Carolina?
@DaggumRoy: Thang about the Oriahka is he played for Jimma Calhouns, so you know he’s already payed.
Q: Did Nerlens Noel tell you why he eliminated UNC without even making an official visit to Chapel Hill?
@DaggumRoy: He was kindla upset when I called him … what was it, Coach Rob? … Ah, Nolerns Nerl. No, Nerl Nolans. No, cotdamnit, what kind gotdamn name is Nerls, Noles, Nerluns. Crap, forget it.
Q: With Harrison Barnes, John Henson and Kendall Marshall all going pro, do you have anymore recruits your looking at to fill in the gaps?
@DaggumRoy: Told them boys I’d talk to each n ever one of em individual’la on May 15, 16 about this NBA draft hooey. I mean, uh, hey, might could get the Oriahka.
Q: Why on Earth is anyone talking about James Michael McAdoo going pro?
@DaggumRoy: I don’t know, McArdoo looked pretty daggum good for a piece thar, didern’t he, Hensern? I say, didern’t he, Hensern! Hensern? Hensern! Whar hell is he?
Q: Any update on the progress of Leslie McDonald or Dexter Strickland?
@DaggumRoy: We are workin’ hard on changin’ that goddamndable name a McDonald’s. To McLawson or McWilliams, somethin’. On account of the cotdamned fallin’ out had with em over them “All-‘Mericans” they sold me few year back. Dexter, he’s rehabbin’ or somethin’, heck I don’t know.
Q: What can you say about the #Passfir5t movement?
@DaggumRoy: Well, I am now, ain’t I? Daggumit, son.
Q: Any special plans for the off season Daggum?
@DaggumRoy: Goin’ to this crappin’ Final Four Coachin’ Confernce deal, then prob’la try a squeeze in 36 holes a recruitin’ a day. Might do 54. Not sure.
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